Good god, there are a LOT of awful radio stations out there.
Do THAT many people really like country? It’s all basically the same stuff, isn’t it? Your old lady left, the hound dog is sick, the beer is flat, blah blah blah.
Ditto for heavy metal.
Ditto for the Christian stuff.
The cutesy/fancy hotel/motel names, like the Doodrop Inn or the Bel Aire, do not inspire confidence. And adding “extra clean rooms” to your signs doesn’t help either.
Oh come on now, really – a gas station/store called the “Kum ‘n Go”? Are you serious?
Watch as Tasha gamely attempts to qualify for THE Ironman in Kona, relying primarily on exercise equipment purchased through infomercials or on "As Seen On TV!" websites......
....while simultaneously saying a hearty "fuck you" to cancer!
And of course, making the bespoke, artisan, snarky and political boozy jam that's sweeping the nation, found here at The Canning Underground.
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Because Nancy Pelosi is the hero we all need, and deserves Boss Lady Boozy Jam
Tasha's race/event calendar for 2022
- RAGBRAI! (July 2022)
- Cycle Oregon! (September 2022)
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3 comments:
What do you get when you play a country music song backwards?
You get your wife back, your pickup truck back and your job back!
I remember the "Kum & Go" from when we drove to Colorado. I really thought it sounded like a low-rent porn shop with bathrooms.
"Pump n Munch" was already taken. (And yes, there are "Pump n Munch" stores in Minnesota.)
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