This morning, as Kona and I were getting ready to head to the forested/prairie 68-acre dog park:
Me: Mom, do you have any bug spray?
Mom: No.....but I do have dryer sheets!
For the record, waving around dryer sheets as you're walking through the woods not only makes you look like a total loon, but does absolutely nothing to repel mosquitoes.
You know - in case there was any doubt.......