The *real* issues of the day

I’ve finally, belatedly, realized that by railing against things like insurance companies, idiot Republicans against health care reform, the destruction of the manatee habitat, etc., that I’ve been completely overlooking the issues that are truly critical to keeping this country on track. Luckily, we have people like Stephan Pastis, esteemed investigative journalist/comic writer, to not only help keep us focused, but also to achieve victory where it once seemed impossible. Behold:





And then, proof of sweet victory, thanks to the valiant efforts of Rat, Pig, Duck, and Snuffles:





I bow down before your greatness, Mr. Pastis......