Given the fact that you'll be ordering borshch and cabbage rolls, I wouldn't be too worried. I'm pretty sure that noone will be rounding up the Polish cleaning ladies, Ukrainian nannies, and Irish construction workers.
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However, you do get to wear pink handcuffs at this Sheriffs hoosegow ;-)
Given the fact that you'll be ordering borshch and cabbage rolls, I wouldn't be too worried. I'm pretty sure that noone will be rounding up the Polish cleaning ladies, Ukrainian nannies, and Irish construction workers.
I'm thinking IMAZ is out for now. And no skulking around taco stands and tequila joints...just in case.
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