Random musings

• The fact that I’m toodling around CA in an 18-year-old car that has either 45K miles on it or 450K – it’s unclear which – isn’t what’s most alarming. It’s the fact that the speedometer doesn’t go past 85mph. Is that even legal? How can I trust a car like this?

• That whole carpool lane – I’m driving along and contemplating it, even though traffic in the regular lanes isn’t too bad. Or it might be that people are just giving me a wide berth as I cruise along in my stylin’ Mercury, trying to keep it out of the “red zone” of 55mph and above. Anyway, the carpool lane – don’t the Boobages count as a person? Or, persona? Would a cop really argue with me if I said it was me and The Boobages on a road trip? We cannot and should not be contained to the slower lanes!
  

• It is SO RUDE of people, when you’re stealing their internet connection, for them to have a weak connection. Or even worse, to have that connection come and go, like people actually turn off their routers or something. Come on people! I think there’s etiquette about things like this!